a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Feminism

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Barack Obama.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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