what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Mooses

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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