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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.