What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why can't jokes spit?

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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