If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Anti Joke

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