- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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