- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??