what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Diarrhea

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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