Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Continents are large islands.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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