- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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