- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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