- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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