Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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