- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's your blood type? Red.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What is white and long? A New York winter

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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