- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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