How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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8--------------------- penis

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Dont read this joke

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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