how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Gay republicans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Anti Joke

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