- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Knock Knock. Go Away!

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

If you were a pie I'd eat you

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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