- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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