- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Basically copying you.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

WNBA

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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