- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Knock, Knock ...

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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