- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

The Female Orgasm

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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