There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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A women left the kitchen.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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