Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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roy g biv

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Your Mother

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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