An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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women's rights

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The Female Orgasm

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Anti Joke

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