- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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