- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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