- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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