- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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