A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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knock knock

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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