What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Girls soccer

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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