- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Happy Monday!

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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