- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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