- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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