Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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