a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Your life

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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epic win?

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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