- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

save me from the nothing ive become

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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