Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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GONNA

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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