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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Girls soccer

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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