- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Sir, your wife is dead

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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