Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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