- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

wanna here a good joke? me too.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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