So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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