Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Women's rights

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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