- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

A storm be brewin!

I walk into a bar...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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