Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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