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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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