Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

ur gay

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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