What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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