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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why was the woman?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.