What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

womens rights

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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