- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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why are balck people black because they are

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

ask me if im a door yes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Tough crowd tonight...

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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