What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Hello.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Hey

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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