- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

A child walks into a classroom.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

wanna here a joke? you.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

FUCK THE JEWS

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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