What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Caolan and Eamon

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Microwave

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Anti Joke

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