- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Homonyms should be band.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Your sex life.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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