- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

knock knock!? . . No.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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