- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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