Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

LIFE :(

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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