- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A Sloth runs...

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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