- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wolfjob.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

what are you mike bibby?

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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