How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Neither did she.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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