What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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