Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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