- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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