- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Adam Chebali has no life

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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