Guess What??? Ur Murr

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Women's rights

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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My name is Jeff

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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