A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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