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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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