- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

YOU

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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