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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Guess who is violent. Osama

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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