awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

masturbating on a tarc bus

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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