What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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