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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why? Why not?

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Do u take sugar?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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