Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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The Female Orgasm

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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