Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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