- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

roses are red violets should be purple

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock knock Come in

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Dwarf Shortage

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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