- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Nuneaton..

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Knock Knock. Shut up.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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