Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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