Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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It's all Taggart

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The dewey decimal system

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