- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Lindsay Lohan

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

My mum is called Steve

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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