- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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