- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into a bar...

A storm be brewin!

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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