- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Whats green? The color green.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

HOLY SHIT!!!!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

69.

Knock knock Shut up

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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