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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Carrot fingers

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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