- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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