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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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