Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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womens rights

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I have a horse.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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