- Anti Joke

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.