Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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they told me not to write here but i did

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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