- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

I once did something.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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