- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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