- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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