- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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