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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

what do you call obama a dumbass

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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