- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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