- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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