my whole life!

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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