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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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