- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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