roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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no really what are ur names?

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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my whole life!

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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