- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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