A black man has a job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Error 37.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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420

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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