- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Terraria

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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