a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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