- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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