- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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