- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A dog was barking at a tree

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Women's rights.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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