Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Bitch

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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sadf

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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