Jellybeans

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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